MIDDAY RANDOMNESS: Keys & Minaj

Meet Keys from Baltimore.

Now that Nicki Minaj has released a "statement" not addressing, but addressing her Hatership, everyone will remember Keys henceforth and forever more as the chick who dissed Minaj.

I'm sure many a true-pink Barbz is mad, but ladies, please...it is NOT like the game is brimming with females! Cease and desist!

Keys is tight. Somebody should make that happen. I still heart Minaj. (She said her haters are her sons...?? BWAAAAAHAHAHA...) And now that we've had this conversation, can the next lady NOT have to make a diss track before folks put her on??

PRODEV: Backstage Regional Auditions at a Glance

For all my theater-aspirants, The Backstage Blog has posted a number of auditions along the East Coast for March 11-19, 2010. This is definitely a publication you want to subscribe to if you are serious about the stage.

Check out the full list here.

In the meantime, here's a highlight from Baltimore:

:::CREW:::  

BALTIMORE SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL, MD | Baltimore Shakespeare Festival (Baltimore, MD) is seeking staff for The Comedy of Errors (Joe Brady, dir. Opens June 23) and Scapin (Michael Carleton, dir. Opens June 30). Michael Carleton, artistic dir. Rehearsals begin May 18. Shows run in rotating repertory Wed.-Sun. until Aug. 1. Seeking—Equity Stage Managers. Note: No housing is available to out-of-area SMs. Email resume and cover letter to production@baltimoreshakespeare.org.

:::AUDITION:::

BALTIMORE SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL, MD | Baltimore Shakespeare Festival (Baltimore, MD) is casting for The Comedy of Errors (Joe Brady, dir. Opens June 23) and Scapin! (Michael Carleton, dir. Opens June 30). Michael Carleton, artistic dir. Rehearsals begin May 18. Shows run in rotating repertory Wed.-Sun. until Aug. 1. [See full character description here. Requires subscription.]

The one to watch will be TY from B-More. Duh.

MTV to preem Real World D.C. come December 30th.




So...


Confession.


Uh. I haven't watched Real World since, like, um...idk...7th grade?


BUT, it's coming home! Gotta watch. And the extra perk will be the urrrea cat (or at least, just a few stones away) Ty[rell] from Bawdimor. D.C.'s just racking up in reality points, ain't we?




(image from BaltimoreSun.com)