Showing posts with label ongoing lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ongoing lists. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

Um...About these Black HWD Game Changers...Moviefone

Hmm...
Visit the link above. Please.
I'm curious about what criteria Moviefone is basing this upon. From what I gather, the moral of the story is this: 'Precious' is one of those films that "throws a harsh light on ghetto life"...
Before it, there haven't been any Black movies worth watching since 'Hoop Dreams' in 1994. This makes me flinch like I do when I hear about white kids throwing 'hood parties.'
Problems.
This actually reminds me of a scene from 'The Cookout' (yes...I saw 'The Cookout.' What. On BET...), when Todd Anderson, is getting interviewed about the hype surrounding the likelihood of his first-draft pick status.
The Black interviewer keeps pressing him:
"Now, Todd, you were raised...in the ghetto, the
'hood...dragged up in the streets...after your father
abandoned you and your mother--"
And he cuts her off, "My dad never left. He's right here!
This is my dad."
She jumps back in:
"No government cheese??? No welfare???"
Because without which, there's no "genuine" Black story.
I forget HWD's capacity for oversimplification. Because this is less about the absence of 'dignified', 'bourgeois,' 'content' Black folk on the big screen, and more about the fact of: oversimplification. Can we at least talk about themes of hyper-surveillance in 'Boyz N the Hood'?
*sighs...cue Paul Mooney [N-word spoiler!]: "everybody wanna be..." and I'll add to that, "see a [Negro bwahahahaha!!]", but they don't really want to be/see a Negro.


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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Shoulda been Chappelle sketches...

Have you ever watched or read the news and thought, "MAN! I wish Chappelle's Show was still running."

Here are several moments that have moved me to mourn Dave's deucing (I will always respect the reasons why, though) and general comedic genius in sketch format. List includes some of my own imaginings and guesses at what he and Neal (Brennan) might cook up:




  1. Dick Cheney's shooting incident (and general 'immortality')


  2. Hugo Chavez at the UN in 2006 (Mugabe, too)


  3. Bush getting hit by shoe


  4. The entire 2008 Presidential Election--EVERY.SINGLE.PIECE. (Rev. Wright-Sarah Palin-Hillary-Obama-McCain--ALL OF IT.)


  5. the OD coverage of the 'unmarriageable Black woman' debate BUT merged somehow with Lil' Jon in Love


  6. Tiger Woods >> Another Race Trade


  7. From my Twitter-roll today >> RT: @jordanrubin "You're free to board and you have a tumor." RT @cnnbrk: Dutch to use full-body scans at airports after terror incident.


  8. Rutgers' - Imus


  9. Michael Steele, RNC Chair, uncensored. period.


  10. Whitney Houston's comeback


  11. 2050: the year people of color are projected to outnumber White people in the U.S.


  12. Nobel Peace Prize 2009


  13. Bush Administration at word of Fidel's illness


  14. Frontline special like the racist H'W'D pets spot, EXCEPT the feature is alternate uses of hot grits in Black History--leading up to Chris Breezy and Rihanna


  15. Hot air balloon boy


  16. Swine Flu parody of the 1970s vaccine commercials (see here--shoutout to Jess Law!! LOL)

I know I'm missing SO much more. CONTINUE THIS LIST!!!

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